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How not to do a selfie

I had to buy a new phone as the battery on mine died and is not replaceable....well it was a very cheap phone. My new one has a 13mp front facing and a 5mp rear facing camera. This is so you can take selfies. 

 

So this is the first of an occasional series on how not to use this modern artform 

How not to do a selfie

I had to buy a new phone as the battery on mine died and is not replaceable....well it was a very cheap phone. My new one has a 13mp front facing and a 5mp rear facing camera. This is so you can take selfies. 

 

So this is the first of an occasional series on how not to use this modern artform 

comments (13)

  • Ray
  • Not in United States
  • 17 Jun 2017, 03:20
Cripes, Bill...you should have invoked the SC pre-load warning!
Bill Phillips: Posting it is a warning to all
  • Chris
  • England
  • 17 Jun 2017, 06:15
You have FRIGHTENED my household half to death with this!
Bill Phillips: I frightened myself when I first saw it
  • Astrid
  • Netherlands
  • 17 Jun 2017, 07:07
I am so happy with my 'dumb-phone'.....I do think this selfie will keep the wasps out of your flower garden though.... wink... I do think you had fun doing this grin.....
Bill Phillips: I had just taken some pictures of Ted in Helen's garden
  • Martine
  • France
  • 17 Jun 2017, 07:28
Merci pour ton bisou !
Bill Phillips: mon plaisir!
  • Lisl
  • Europe
  • 17 Jun 2017, 07:29
First thing in the morning, too!
Bill Phillips: Pretty awful at any time Lisl
Who loves you baby, I think the lip stick was to much.
Bill Phillips: I think you are right Michael
  • Alan
  • Great Britain (UK)
  • 17 Jun 2017, 08:53
Even if spend on a zillion pounds on an iPhone, for example, the battery is still not user replaceable. However, the iPhone does not have the "pig's bottom" photo filter that you does smile I hope that you've bought a selfie stick for your it?
Bill Phillips: Funnily enough the Moto G5 I have just bought does have a replaceable battery. I will never buy a selfie stick grin
I was just about to have a late lunch, I might have to have a short rest before raiding the pantry!
Bill Phillips: Well that is a good thing Brian as snacking is not good for you
Never!....Do this again!
Bill Phillips: I was just demonstrating how ghastly the vast majority of selfies are Frank
you look lie a guppy stuck to the glass of the aquarium Bill grin
....petersmile
Bill Phillips: A reasonable description Peter
If you want to scare little children you have succeeded.
Bill Phillips: If it stops them posting godawful selfies then my work is done Mry
Mwah!
Bill Phillips: Exactly
  • Penny
  • United Kingdom
  • 17 Jun 2017, 22:43
My goodness! What will the rest of this series be like if this is number one?!
Bill Phillips: I have abandoned doing a series as this has put me right off

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