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Tifflets Christmas Special 3

Well I soon got bored with the seaside and decided to get back to basics. Here you see photoshop grossly misused. This is another new Tifflet of a military bearing so we will call him Nelson Tifflet. 

 

Note the importance of scale in these montages. Clearly either Nelson is very short, or the car is very large. Or perhaps he is standing in a very large hole. 

Tifflets Christmas Special 3

Well I soon got bored with the seaside and decided to get back to basics. Here you see photoshop grossly misused. This is another new Tifflet of a military bearing so we will call him Nelson Tifflet. 

 

Note the importance of scale in these montages. Clearly either Nelson is very short, or the car is very large. Or perhaps he is standing in a very large hole. 

comments (24)

  • Ray
  • Thailand
  • 3 Dec 2014, 01:19
I am very much looking forward to your Boris Tifflet, Bill.
Bill Phillips: You have given me an idea for the new year Ray
I'm thinking a hole...
Bill Phillips: You've seen my garden then E?
Probably in a very large hole Bill!
Bill Phillips: In my garden that is quite possible Richard
Wherever he's standing, Bill, he sure fits the part well. grin
Bill Phillips: The man is a chameleon
  • Chris
  • England
  • 3 Dec 2014, 06:27
I do like the colour of the car - BUT THAT IS ALL!!
Bill Phillips: Even that isn't real
  • Lisl
  • England
  • 3 Dec 2014, 06:37
I see Chris's little Fiat has had a re-spray, Bill
Bill Phillips: That's a Daewoo Matiz Lisl.
  • Philine
  • Germany
  • 3 Dec 2014, 07:18
There is another person in the headlight? Haha- your twiddling skills at their best ones! Christopher Nelson had never won Trafalgar Battle!
Bill Phillips: It does look like it doesn't it? I am not sure Chris in charge of the fleet would make us sleep easy in our beds
Rebel without a cause.
Bill Phillips: Rebel without a clue more like
  • blackdog
  • United Kingdom
  • 3 Dec 2014, 08:45
What he needs is a big column to stand on (or a very large tripod)!
Bill Phillips: A big column and a pigeon on his head
  • Alan
  • United Kingdom
  • 3 Dec 2014, 09:31
I can see Tifflet in charge of some military junta; perhaps establishing Home Rule for Bradford-on-Avon. I think he is stood in a typical Scumsville-sized pothole.
Bill Phillips: We do a fine pothole in Droitwich too
Perhaps he is on his knees begging you to stop.
Bill Phillips: He will be........
Can I have my money back?
Bill Phillips: No refunds are offered. You have to see it through to the bitter end
  • Anne
  • United Kingdom
  • 3 Dec 2014, 12:02
Even better than opening the Advent calendar each morning Bill smile
Bill Phillips: You must have a rotten Advent Calender Anne
I'm glad he didn't turn up at Cosford dressed like this!
Bill Phillips: Oh I wish he had!
  • Louis
  • South Africa
  • 3 Dec 2014, 12:53
If this here Nelson had that AK 74 at Trafalgar, he would have won the battle. There he stands with a hand in his pocket, looking for greatness. I think he is short - as befits a Nelson.

That picture of yesterday. I see you refer to it as 'sea' - this one has no waves, so it can't be a sea.
Bill Phillips: Nelson did win.

You re correct it is not sea
More Napoleon in stature, Bill.
Bill Phillips: Nelson was a bit of a squirt too....actually he wasn't. He was 5ft 6in which was about average at the time. He looks small next to Hardy who was 6 ft 4 inches
Hahahahhahahha... and colourful too.
Bill Phillips: No expense was spared on the colour Jacquelyn
Haha. A Tifflet we could depend but looks rather in need of a shot of rum to cheer him up
Bill Phillips: It would take more than that Janet
  • Philine
  • Germany
  • 3 Dec 2014, 17:29
Chris has his poor-child-face again!
Bill Phillips: Looks like he has lost his lunch box
I suspect that scale differences are all down to a lack of PS technique smile
Bill Phillips: Clearly Tom....ineptitude of the highest order
  • Richard Trim
  • Suffolk: Where the sun rises first in England
  • 3 Dec 2014, 18:21
Totally scary
Bill Phillips: Not for those of a nervous disposition
i like the new paint job on his Fiat Bill... good twiddle....petersmile
Bill Phillips: That's not his fiat. It is our Helen's old Daewoo Matiz which we use now as she has a new car and the garage didn't want to give her anything for it so we bought it as a second car
  • Astrid
  • Netherlands
  • 4 Dec 2014, 04:55
I am laughing out loud here grin....
I bet when some people don't know us, they start getting those straightjackets out and lock us up...
Hope he doesn't poke the gun in the other eye as well.

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