After careful consideration the judges (Mr Pig, my cats and a moth that got trapped in the bathroom) decided there could only be one winner of the Chris Phillips lookalike competition.
They disqualified a number of benches as being too unoriginal. A crumpet was short listed as were a defrocked Druid, a bath sausage and Ridge Gutteridge. Mick Shaw was disqualified for coming from the North as was Frank Croston who was also deemed to be too tall and attractive to American women (well one anyway)
The judges felt this encapsulated the truth that Chris is not as "green as he is cabbage looking"