Sir Tiff retires today.
After over 150 years of toil and sweat the legend that is Sir Tiff of Bath and Wells has announced his retirement from the world of work. His final project was to clone several copies of himself in order to put together a fearsome team of bench restorers.
Sadly the experiment was only partially successful as a size issue could not be resolved and none of the clones achieved the stature of the original. Seems we have learnt little since Dolly the sheep.
Nonetheless, this selection of Tifflets will provide great hunting sport for Mrs Ratty (the whatever number it is). It is not known it any of them have inherited Sir Tiff's skills at DIY. It is hoped not.
For Mr Shaw